#5187 - I cleaned myself up and threw on some basic clothes and went upstairs to grab the keys so I could get this over with. I didn’t realize how fast I was going through my ice cream until I looked down and saw about ¼ of it left, I must have been on auto pilot while I was thinking about what to say. “No the reason this is all happening is because you’re brother and sister fucking each other to death and taking pictures of it, then carelessly leave your phone at someone else’s house, during a party mind you, AND without a password to protect it! Randy trying to fuck me was just in the cards I guess, I knew he always wanted to fuck me, oh, and by the way, nice job faking drunk Randy, I don’t think they bought it all the way though,” Ashley said.